The ‘E’ Plan Diet

Photo by Harvey Sapir on
The 'E' Plan Diet

This elephant's fat, can't deny it
Poor Nellie is put on a diet
She drops two tons in weight
Though they still fill her plate
But boil all her food, and don't fry it.

The Laws of Physics

Photo by Adriaan Greyling on
The Laws of Physics

An elephant tried to defy
Laws of physics by learning to fly
She jumped from the bridge
With the grace of a fridge
Squashed six meerkats and two passers-by.
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