A new motor

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A new motor

Old Mother Harkitt
went to the market
to treat her good self to a motor.
When she got there,
they'd a C5 Sinclair,
a tractor, two Fords and a Skoda.

But she wanted green,
entirely clean,
one hundred percent carbon zero
and with nothing she liked
she bought a pushbike,
that lady, my friend, is a hero.

Going green

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Going Green

I'm going carbon-neutral
from now on, gas is out,
not green, apparently,
so what of Brussels sprouts

and cabbages and cauli,
slender runner beans,
are all these gas producers
now not considered green?

It's all a bit confusing
when trying to be good,
perhaps the next new thing,
an electric-hybrid spud.


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The sight of so much litter
Has left me feeling bitter
Find a bin for that used mask
It's not a lot to ask.

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