Fishy Antics

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Fishy Antics

Catfish kittens
Knit some mittens,
To keep fish fingers cosy,
Whilst giddy kippers
Purchased slippers,
And kept their flat feet toasty.

Flying Fish

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Flying Fish

There's a new craze in town,
To play when you're down.
WetBet is the race,
And I got third plaice.

Fashionable fish

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Fashionable fish

Winnie whale and Sid sprat
Had a nice little chat
He put her hair into plaits
Hairy fish, fancy that!


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Hobbo: I’ve got a story for you this morning.

Dauphy: Not too long I hope, I’m due for a snooze.

Hobbo: Six words again. Remember, we only do six word stories.

Dauphy: Then I can have my snooze?

Hobbo: Yep.

Dauphy: Go for it!


Fish in tank shoots killer whale.

Dauphy: Poor whale, that fish must be a warmonger.

Hobbo: No. It’s a fishmonger!

Dauphy: Can I have that snooze now?

A fishy tail

Photo by Karolina Grabowska on
A fishy tail

Angler lands dream job. Wakes up.


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Three fish found dead
Copper notes in his diary
Scratches his head
Orders full scale enquiry.

Fish and Chips

Photo by Valeria Boltneva on
Fish and Chips
fish chips and mushy peas
sorted out my life
like you would not believe.
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