Posted on 20th Jul 2021
Knit some mittens,
To keep fish fingers cosy,
Whilst giddy kippers
And kept their flat feet toasty.
Posted on 13th May 2021
There's a new craze in town,
To play when you're down.
WetBet is the race,
And I got third plaice.
Posted on 15th Feb 2021
Winnie whale and Sid sprat
Had a nice little chat
He put her hair into plaits
Hairy fish, fancy that!
Posted on 20th Dec 2020
Hobbo: I’ve got a story for you this morning.
Dauphy: Not too long I hope, I’m due for a snooze.
Hobbo: Six words again. Remember, we only do six word stories.
Dauphy: Then I can have my snooze?
Dauphy: Go for it!
Audacity Fish in tank shoots killer whale.
Dauphy: Poor whale, that fish must be a warmonger.
Hobbo: No. It’s a fishmonger!
Dauphy: Can I have that snooze now?
Posted on 17th Dec 2020
A fishy tail Angler lands dream job. Wakes up.
Posted on 15th Nov 2020
Fishy Three fish found dead Copper notes in his diary Scratches his head Orders full scale enquiry.
Posted on 14th Oct 2020
Fish and Chips fish chips and mushy peas sorted out my life like you would not believe.