Posted on 27th May 2022
Inclination King or queen, Vicar or tart, We all have to lean When we're sitting, to fart.
Posted on 10th Oct 2021
In praise of the cardy A cardigan's warm woolen decadence, simply oozes sartorial elegance, whilst muffling embarrassing flatulence. The pullover, but a poor relative, is shorter, and therefore it doesn't give quite the same cover superlative.
Posted on 16th Jul 2021
Cauliflower, cabbage, copious greens,
Vindaloo, Bhuna, chicken Madras,
Mushy peas, fizzy pop, sprouts and baked beans,
Living with me girl, your life is a gas.