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King or queen, 
Vicar or tart,
We all have to lean
When we're sitting, to fart.

In praise of the cardy

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In praise of the cardy

A cardigan's warm woolen decadence,
simply oozes sartorial elegance,
whilst muffling embarrassing flatulence.

The pullover, but a poor relative,
is shorter, and therefore it doesn't give
quite the same cover superlative.

Lucky Girl

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Lucky Girl

Cauliflower, cabbage, copious greens,
Vindaloo, Bhuna, chicken Madras,
Mushy peas, fizzy pop, sprouts and baked beans,
Living with me girl, your life is a gas.
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