Posted on 30th Mar 2021
The Cinema What is it with cinema munchers? Too greedy to wait for lunch as They chomp their way through a selection, Of popcorn and other confection. Popcorn is consumed by the bucket, As noisily crunching, they tuck it Away quickly, as though they are starving, Never thinking of sharing, or halving. Washed down with a tubful of drink, Sufficient a cruiser, to sink. Can they really not go for an hour, With only the plot to devour?
Posted on 18th Mar 2021
Just Eat In his wishes, Vinny's missus Lets him play out, catching fishes. Not for him the cluck it, pluck it, Finger lickin' bargain bucket. While he's on the River Ouse His missus rings Deliveroo's. Checks out Chinese for her daughter Orders more than what she oughtta. Fish and chips, tortilla teasers, Salad dips and spicy pizzas. Vinny's mini's home for supper Annie's plans he tries to scupper. Not for him the angler's boasting All he wants is cheesy toasties. Wherein she turns, and out she swishes And Vin, he learns, to do the dishes.
Posted on 1st Mar 2021
A carnivorous restaurant founder
Invented the meat seven pounder
With mayonnaise spread
Twixt two loaves of bread
Small wonder his belly got rounder.
Posted on 12th Nov 2020
Birds Nijer for the goldfinch Peanuts for the tits Fat-balls for the starlings I love 'em all to bits. Coconuts are popular They make an all round feed Robins are the fussy ones They prefer mixed seed. I look out of my window And watch them eat their food The wild birds in the garden Never fail to lift my mood. Nijer, a seed food particularly popular with goldfinches
Posted on 3rd Nov 2020
Chalk and Cheese crackers for my tea with blue stilton chalk it was certainly different.
Posted on 25th Oct 2020
Funny Habits In Burnley they pour gravy On their cheese and onion pie I only have one question Why, oh why, oh why?
Posted on 23rd Oct 2020
Sustainance food nourishing, necessary bought, cooked, eaten cafe, pub, bar, restaurant laughing, smiling, serving frivolous, cheering drink.
Posted on 7th Oct 2020
The worm Sam ate a worm Which made him squirm But caught no germ I can confirm So, just short term. ...He won't do it again though.
Posted on 7th Oct 2020
The waiter "Here waiter," I said "I'll give you a tip. Take your thumb out of my soup."