Helpful Cow

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Helpful Cow

It's cool to be cruel
When you run out of fuel;
Simply, catch you a cow that's well fed;
Then the gas in her ass,
From all of that grass,
Will get you home safely to bed.

Wind

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Wind

Life's a gas
Living with you,
Your musical ass,
And burping too!
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