Posted on 31st Aug 2021
The First Tee The stress is shocking, and knees are knocking. My hands are shaking, I'm sure of making a mess of this shot. I most certainly am not a young Tiger Woods who delivers the goods with astonishing grace. So, in my own space, I draw back my swing, bring my arms down and bring the club head to the ball and give it my all. A satisfying crack, as I hit with a whack. Bloody Hell, it's gone miles! and I am all smiles, arms aloft, silent cheer, expecting to hear from the clubhouse,'You're cooking.' sadly, no one was looking!
Posted on 29th Apr 2021
A frustrating game
What a round of golf today,
Like Ballesteros in his day.
Next time out, a different story,
Harry Hookit in his glory.
Posted on 11th Jan 2021
The Golfer His one handicap is his stutter He can drive hundred yards with a putter Fairway or rough If the going gets tough Golf is his bread and ber butter.
Posted on 12th Dec 2020
Growing old gracefully Two elderly men playing golf In the snow, in the midst of December "Did you see where my tee shot went mate?" "I did, but I can not remember."
Posted on 5th Dec 2020
The golfer He failed to make the golfing cut When the judges raised the bar Then mum fell in the water-butt So he lost both Ma and Par.