Posted on 9th Oct 2021
Breath Taking Earth, a wonderful, life-giving, breathtaking coalescence of space dust. Briefly inhabited, plundered and abused by the human race, before they were choked to extinction by their own grasping, gasping breathtaking complacency. Gone now, nothing left. No life, simply peace. An opportunity to pause, reflect, to take a breath, breathe fresh life, to start again.
Dauphy: I do worry about our planet. Hobbo: Me too, mate. Dauphy: It won't affect us though, will it? Hobbo: It already is, and it will get worse for our children and grandchildren. Dauphy: And puppies! Hobbo: Yes Dauphy, and all those generations of creatures yet to be born... Dauphy: It makes me sad. Hobbo: Do you want a biscuit? Dauphy: Go on then...
Posted on 1st Mar 2021
A carnivorous restaurant founder
Invented the meat seven pounder
With mayonnaise spread
Twixt two loaves of bread
Small wonder his belly got rounder.
Posted on 21st Feb 2021
The Greedy Sheep
Our sheep was a bit of a glutton
It feasted on Cadbury's buttons
Eats till it pops
Now sold in the shops
As sweeties called chocolate muttons.
Posted on 21st Nov 2020
Posted on 18th Oct 2020
The greedy gold-digger woman calculating, opportunistic searches, researches, discovers partner, mansion, yacht, diamonds tricked, duped, imprisoned handsome, undercover cop