Stubble

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Stubble

Whiskery stubble
is nothing but trouble,
daily it grows on our chin.
For women, it's worse,
the bikini line curse,
all that itching of delicate skin

Hair fashion

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Hair fashion

I was a skinhead,
I've been a suedehead,
I've had hair reaching down to my shoulder.
Now, I've no hair,
I'm completely bare,
Not fashion this time, I'm just older.

The hair

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The Hair

I've located a hair, on my chest,
A hair! On my chest! Well, I'm blessed.
Perhaps, I'm becoming a hunk
Or, maybe my prospects are sunk.
It could be, this hair on my chest
Means that, I have gone well past my best
Sell by date, which, according to God,
Means it's time to sleep under a sod.

Hair, Hair

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Hair, Hair

I used to have hair on my head,
Now I'm old, I'm as bald as a coot.
It sprouts from my nostrils instead
So, only my nose is hirsute.

Bath time darling!

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Bath time darling!

She bathed in surroundings luxurious
Not knowing the label was spurious
Bubble bath, it was not
It wrinkled the lot
Nails, skin and hair, she was furious.

Sisters

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Sisters

One girl's hair is wavy
Which fashion don't permit
Hair straighteners, the answer
They cost her quite a bit.

The sister's though is ramrod straight
But she wants wavy hair
So she wraps it all in rollers
tell me, where's the logic there?

Grooming

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Grooming
I snipped a hair from out my ear
A full three inches long
From where on earth did that appear
I'm getting like King Kong.

Hair

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Hair
My hair
Thrives everywhere
In my ears
Up my nose
Trim it off
Back it grows
Bushy eyebrows
Very scary
Why am I
So blooming hairy?

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