Posted on 9th Apr 2021
Hair, Hair I used to have hair on my head, Now I'm old, I'm as bald as a coot. It sprouts from my nostrils instead So, only my nose is hirsute.
Posted on 2nd Jan 2021
Bath time darling! She bathed in surroundings luxurious Not knowing the label was spurious Bubble bath, it was not It wrinkled the lot Nails, skin and hair, she was furious.
Posted on 28th Nov 2020
Sisters One girl's hair is wavy Which fashion don't permit Hair straighteners, the answer They cost her quite a bit. The sister's though is ramrod straight But she wants wavy hair So she wraps it all in rollers tell me, where's the logic there?
Posted on 3rd Nov 2020
Grooming I snipped a hair from out my ear A full three inches long From where on earth did that appear I'm getting like King Kong.
Posted on 2nd Oct 2020
Hair My hair Thrives everywhere In my ears Up my nose Trim it off Back it grows Bushy eyebrows Very scary Why am I So blooming hairy?