Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Stubble
Posted on 25th Nov 2021
Stubble Whiskery stubble is nothing but trouble, daily it grows on our chin. For women, it's worse, the bikini line curse, all that itching of delicate skin
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Hair fashion
Posted on 5th Sep 2021
Hair fashion I was a skinhead, I've been a suedehead, I've had hair reaching down to my shoulder. Now, I've no hair, I'm completely bare, Not fashion this time, I'm just older.
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The hair
Posted on 3rd Aug 2021
The Hair I've located a hair, on my chest, A hair! On my chest! Well, I'm blessed. Perhaps, I'm becoming a hunk Or, maybe my prospects are sunk. It could be, this hair on my chest Means that, I have gone well past my best Sell by date, which, according to God, Means it's time to sleep under a sod.
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Hair, Hair
Posted on 9th Apr 2021
Hair, Hair I used to have hair on my head, Now I'm old, I'm as bald as a coot. It sprouts from my nostrils instead So, only my nose is hirsute.
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Bath time darling!
Posted on 2nd Jan 2021
Bath time darling! She bathed in surroundings luxurious Not knowing the label was spurious Bubble bath, it was not It wrinkled the lot Nails, skin and hair, she was furious.
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Sisters
Posted on 28th Nov 2020
Sisters One girl's hair is wavy Which fashion don't permit Hair straighteners, the answer They cost her quite a bit. The sister's though is ramrod straight But she wants wavy hair So she wraps it all in rollers tell me, where's the logic there?
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Grooming
Posted on 3rd Nov 2020
Grooming I snipped a hair from out my ear A full three inches long From where on earth did that appear I'm getting like King Kong.
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Hair
Posted on 2nd Oct 2020
Hair My hair Thrives everywhere In my ears Up my nose Trim it off Back it grows Bushy eyebrows Very scary Why am I So blooming hairy?
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