Hair, Hair

Photo by Pixabay on
Hair, Hair

I used to have hair on my head,
Now I'm old, I'm as bald as a coot.
It sprouts from my nostrils instead
So, only my nose is hirsute.

Bath time darling!

Photo by Elizaveta Dushechkina on
Bath time darling!

She bathed in surroundings luxurious
Not knowing the label was spurious
Bubble bath, it was not
It wrinkled the lot
Nails, skin and hair, she was furious.


Photo by Ali Pazani on

One girl's hair is wavy
Which fashion don't permit
Hair straighteners, the answer
They cost her quite a bit.

The sister's though is ramrod straight
But she wants wavy hair
So she wraps it all in rollers
tell me, where's the logic there?


Photo by Pixabay on
I snipped a hair from out my ear
A full three inches long
From where on earth did that appear
I'm getting like King Kong.


Photo by Jackson David on
My hair
Thrives everywhere
In my ears
Up my nose
Trim it off
Back it grows
Bushy eyebrows
Very scary
Why am I
So blooming hairy?

%d bloggers like this: