Posted on 5th Jan 2021
Prime Minister Material Bumbling Boris bungles Britain's biggest battle.
Dauphy: I like that Hobbo. I’ve been keeping an eye on America for you, like you asked?
Dauphy: Well that Trump’s a greedy so and so!
Hobbo: What makes you say that?
Dauphy: Boats! What’s he want nearly twelve thousand boats for?
Hobbo: I think you’ll find that’s votes Dauphy, not boats.
Dauphy: Well who’s this Georgia woman anyway?
Hobbo: Here Dauphy, borrow these…
Hobbo leans down and passes Dauphy his old hearing aids. Dauphy puts them in.
Dauphy: Thanks. I can see much better now!
Posted on 18th Dec 2020
What makes you think I'm deaf? Your lunch is ready! Freddie, who is Freddie? It's lunch, it's on the table! Mabel, when did you see Mabel? Do you want to eat or not? Ah, now you call me clot! God, this is sooo frustrating! Whaddya' mean, I need castrating? Put your flipping aids in! You're rooting for a Saints win? Where did I go wrong? Can I sing a song? Jeez, I've had enough! I heard that, I'm not deaf! You hear when you've a hard on! That's rude, I heard that, pardon?