Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Hobbo’s Philosophy
Posted on 24th Aug 2021
Hobbo's Philosophy I am merely a poet, So, unless I forego it, I won't change the world overnight, But if, as you are giggling A thought begins niggling, Then, I might, just have done something right.
Share this:
Wisdom of age
Posted on 11th Aug 2021
Wisdom of age
Young bull and old bull, taking time out to chew,
Spy some cows peering over a wall,
"Let's run over there, and we'll service a few."
"Son, we'll walk, and we'll service them all!"
Share this:
Foreign Languages
Posted on 27th Jul 2021
Foreign Languages Baa Lambs and Moo-cows Gee-gees and Bow-wows, Brum-brums and Poo-poos, Quack-quacks and Choo-choos. Bon-bons and Yum-yums. Knick-knacks and Tum-tums, Night-nights and Wee-wees, You're eighteen! Just talk please!
Share this:
Loss
Posted on 19th Jul 2021
Loss I lost my dear friend, Laura, Will never see her again, If I had gone before her, She'd have caught the right damn train!
Share this:
A tight fit
Posted on 9th Jul 2021
A tight fit
Squeals of delight
Heard through the door,
"Yes, that is tight,
Give it some more."
With sweat on his brow,
He eased the thing in,
All he had to do now,
Make sure it would spin.
"Missus, that's great,
Turn the dial down to thirty,
My plumbing's first rate,
Your clothes won't get dirty."
Share this:
Mr Greedy
Posted on 6th Jul 2021
Mr Greedy A man with an appetite noted. To eating weird food was devoted, An elephant's trunk, With a side dish of skunk, He had to admit, left him bloated.
Dauphy: This isn’t funny!
Hobbo: Why?
Dauphy: It’s about eating animals, and elephants are endangered.
Hobbo: It’s only a joke Dauphy!
Dauphy: Well I think it is bad taste.
Hobbo: So is the skunk…
Share this:
The bee’s knees
Posted on 3rd Jul 2021
The bee's knees
A bee
bent his knee,
to his beautiful queen.
She said,"Honey,
you're funny
and I'm really quite keen."
So they wed
in a shed
abandoned by Gurkhas.
The rector,
said nectar
could be left to the workers.
Share this:
Mutual Attraction
Posted on 2nd Jul 2021
Mutual Attraction
Wes, was the son of a gun,
Annie Oakley, a chip of the block,
He discovered that wood can be fun,
And she proved she could handle his stock.
Share this:
Why men have nipples
Posted on 23rd Jun 2021
Why men have nipples
God said to Adam,
"I'll make you a madam,
But I'll give you some nipples to play,
Then when you meet Eve,
You can make her believe
That you know what you're doing, okay?"
Share this:
A Briton abroad
Posted on 21st Jun 2021
A Briton abroad
I long for blooming Britain,
To hear the booming Bittern
And I'm stuck in Helsinki
Where life is hell, but kinky.
