Posted on 16th Nov 2020
Mary's Lamb Mary had another lamb The doctor got a shock The lamb was born with pointy ears It looked like Mister Spock
Posted on 9th Nov 2020
Naughty Mary had her little lamb Carved up in tiny slices Her vegan fad was just a sham She had carnivorous vices.
Posted on 26th Oct 2020
Mary Mary had a little lamb Whose father was a randy ram It came about cos all the sheep Pretended they were fast asleep.
Posted on 15th Oct 2020
Mary Mary had a little lamb She called it Wooly Willy If she'd named it Aloysius That would have been plain silly.