Posted on 8th Oct 2021
Seduction She seductively took off her clothes, Her considerable charms to expose. He was caught unawares At the sight of her wares And dropped on one knee to propose.
Posted on 30th Sep 2021
Vests in the vestry A woman, addicted to liquor, Woke up with a twist in her knickers. They were not M and S, And her very best guess Was, she'd got them mixed up with the vicar's.
Posted on 27th Jul 2021
A relaxing trip His wife said she needed a spa, So he drove her to one, in the car. What a love, what a dear, But her smiles turned to tears, When he pulled up outside of the Spar. Spar: A UK convenience store chain
Posted on 16th Jul 2021
The crafty shepherd Six feet of shepherding muscle, Nabbed bad man, with barely a tussle, Paper bags on his sheep Had broken his sleep, At the first little hint of a rustle.
Posted on 6th Jul 2021
Mr Greedy A man with an appetite noted. To eating weird food was devoted, An elephant's trunk, With a side dish of skunk, He had to admit, left him bloated.
Dauphy: This isn’t funny!
Dauphy: It’s about eating animals, and elephants are endangered.
Hobbo: It’s only a joke Dauphy!
Dauphy: Well I think it is bad taste.
Hobbo: So is the skunk…
Posted on 24th Mar 2021
A nod to Mr Lear Limericks, are meant to be funny, Not taken too seriously, honey. I did what you said, When you took me to bed, So, shut up and give me the money.
Posted on 13th Sep 2020
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