Posted on 13th Nov 2021
Monstergran With her curly grey hair and her old-lady clothes be decidedly careful not to get up her nose. For, behind the kind smile and the twinkling eyes lurks a wicked old monster who is thinly disguised as a dear little granny with long skinny arms and a baking-bread smell but under those charms there's a monstrous creature hiding beneath with a huge appetite and long, yellow teeth, who can suddenly change and turn really nasty so, best not upset her or you'll finish, a pasty.
Posted on 7th May 2021
Sweet Dreams Good night, night-night, Mind those bed bugs don't bite. Little darling, sleep tight. Creeps down, turns off light. Bed bugs that bite! Eyes wide in fright, Imagines a sprite, Huge teeth, yellow-white. In the gloomy twilight, His fear at it's height, Scared stiff, sits upright, And screams out, forthright. His mother, contrite, Explains that bedbugs don't bite And the calmed little mite, Gets a teddy. Delight!