Goosey Goosey Gone

Photo by Olia Gozha on
Goosey Goosey Gone

Her geese were a pair of old honkers
That racket they made drove her bonkers
The sound was a riot
So, to get peace and quiet
The male of the two lost his conkers.

Mr Noisy

Photo by Engin Akyurt on
Mr Noisy
Her husband when speaking would bellow
A trait she decided to mellow
By feeding him custard
With dollops of mustard
Which worked, though his skin turned bright yellow.
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