Posted on 6th Sep 2021
Old Advice Sing as if no one can hear you, Advice from his favourite niece, So, he did, in the morning, at two Got arrested for Breach of the Peace.
Posted on 14th Dec 2020
Goosey Goosey Gone Her geese were a pair of old honkers That racket they made drove her bonkers The sound was a riot So, to get peace and quiet The male of the two lost his conkers.
Posted on 17th Nov 2020
Mr Noisy Her husband when speaking would bellow A trait she decided to mellow By feeding him custard With dollops of mustard Which worked, though his skin turned bright yellow.