Old Advice

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Old Advice

Sing as if no one can hear you,
Advice from his favourite niece,
So, he did, in the morning, at two
Got arrested for Breach of the Peace.

Goosey Goosey Gone

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Goosey Goosey Gone

Her geese were a pair of old honkers
That racket they made drove her bonkers
The sound was a riot
So, to get peace and quiet
The male of the two lost his conkers.

Mr Noisy

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Mr Noisy
Her husband when speaking would bellow
A trait she decided to mellow
By feeding him custard
With dollops of mustard
Which worked, though his skin turned bright yellow.
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