Posted on 5th Jan 2021
Ode to a bogey A wonderful thing is a bogey Ask any male child, if you've doubts He'll tell you, they're ever so tasty and much better for you than sprouts.
Posted on 28th Nov 2020
The Operation The sight in the mirror had stunned her The medics had made a real blunder Her pert little nose Looked like a red rose And the surgeon refused to refund her.
Posted on 2nd Oct 2020
Hair My hair Thrives everywhere In my ears Up my nose Trim it off Back it grows Bushy eyebrows Very scary Why am I So blooming hairy?