Posted on 11th Aug 2021
Wisdom of age
Young bull and old bull, taking time out to chew,
Spy some cows peering over a wall,
"Let's run over there, and we'll service a few."
"Son, we'll walk, and we'll service them all!"
Posted on 25th Apr 2021
The passionate pensioner You are my Aphrodite, May find me rather flighty. I pray to God Almighty You'll wear your sexy nightie.
Posted on 10th Apr 2021
The Inland Revenue letter Dear Mr Hobbo, Here is your pension, on receipt of which it is timely to mention, the rules that forbid you a normal sex life, when according to info received from your wife, you are still fairly active, which as you can see, is clearly forbidden in para. three C. Now you've retired please accept at your age that there is no employment, even minimum wage. So put up your feet, and turn on the TV, savour your cocoa, between you and me, I am jealous to bits, and holding back tears, because I've still to work for the next forty years.
Posted on 20th Jan 2021
The thief disguised as a friend who is with us forever old age steals our youth.
Posted on 19th Dec 2020
Memories are made of this He sat in the bedroom Scratching his head Am I getting up Or going to bed?
Posted on 14th Nov 2020
Granddad Granddad is so old now His back has got a crick I think my Gramps was born When the Dead Sea first got sick.