Birds I think it's a goose But it could be a duck I'll get out my bird book And have a quick look. ...fuck!
Wrong totally opposite the natural order this bird in a cage.
Transformation tree majestic, magnificent chosen, earmarked, felled saw, plane, chisel, sandpaper shaped, smoothed, varnished beautiful, classic piano
Owl The commonest bird in Great Britain Not sea bird, not game bird, not fowl This bird's to be found in your kitchen It's every day name, the Teat Owl.
The Old Duke of York The old Duke of York Purchased a hawk Although it could squawk It just would not talk. it was swapped for an auk Born and raised in New York But the bird was a mawk And could not even walk. With a sharp tomahawk And a burned piece of cork It got a mohawk So the neighbours did gawk. So, he then chose a stork With a preference for pork Which it ate with a fork That old Duke of York. What a dork!
Teeth Peggy had very bad teeth And no healthy gums underneath Dentist fantastic Made a set out of plastic Which. to her young son, she bequeathed.
Ponder I pondered the meaning of life Gave it some serious thought The answer, the edge of a knife Either beer, or then again, sport.
Granddad Granddad loved his dogs He'd kept them all his life So when he popped his clogs He left one to his wife.
The Ant Tony, a five legged ant Had to walk to his nest on a slant Friends bought him a stick To help him walk quick And motability gave him a grant.
Coronavirus Days In happier days To paraphrase Folk led a great existence Now they deep clean Covid 19 And keep their social distance.