Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
RIP Pierre
Posted on 30th Dec 2020
RIP Pierre Monsieur Cardin Popped le clogs Il est dans le jardin Avec ses chiens Designer Cardin Popped his clogs He is in the garden With his dogs.
Dauphy: Pierre Cardin, the colourful French designer has died?
Hobbo: Yesterday.
Dauphy: Very sad. Popped les clogs! That’s not French!
Hobbo: No, but it’s funny.
Dauphy: You think so? I have my reputation to think about. Popped les clogs!
Where is he?
Posted on 9th Dec 2020
Where is he? Here lies a coffin Full of old bricks Harry Houdini Played one of his tricks.
RIP Mike
Posted on 1st Dec 2020
RIP Mike Here lies the body Of motorist Mike Doing a ton And forgot to think bike.
RIP Jennifer
Posted on 26th Nov 2020
RIP Jennifer Here lies the body Of Jennifer Dyer Nylon nightie Met open fire.
RIP Mabel
Posted on 25th Nov 2020
RIP Mabel Here lies the body Of Mabel Moon Misread the label As tablespoon.
Rest in Peace
Posted on 9th Nov 2020
Rest in Peace Here lies the body Of Benjamin Doyle Whose nurse got mixed up When they said prick his boil. ...............ouch!
