RIP Pierre

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RIP Pierre

Monsieur Cardin
Popped le clogs
Il est dans le jardin
Avec ses chiens

Designer Cardin
Popped his clogs
He is in the garden
With his dogs.

Dauphy: Pierre Cardin, the colourful French designer has died?

Hobbo: Yesterday.

Dauphy: Very sad. Popped les clogs! That’s not French!

Hobbo: No, but it’s funny.

Dauphy: You think so? I have my reputation to think about. Popped les clogs!

Where is he?

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Where is he?

Here lies a coffin
Full of old bricks
Harry Houdini
Played one of his tricks.

RIP Mike

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RIP Mike

Here lies the body
Of motorist Mike
Doing a ton
And forgot to think bike.

RIP Jennifer

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RIP Jennifer

Here lies the body
Of Jennifer Dyer
Nylon nightie
Met open fire.

RIP Mabel

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RIP Mabel

Here lies the body
Of Mabel Moon
Misread the label
As tablespoon.

Rest in Peace

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Rest in Peace
Here lies the body
Of Benjamin Doyle
Whose nurse got mixed up
When they said prick his boil.

...............ouch!
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