Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Rivers of love
Posted on 19th Apr 2022
Rivers of love Loving is easy Along the Zambezi But it's slower and sexy On the banks of the Yangtze.
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Toy romance
Posted on 11th Apr 2022
Toy romance My teddy bear Is so threadbare I call him Freddy Teddy. He loves my doll, Imperfect Poll, In fact, they're going steady.
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A night in
Posted on 16th Mar 2022
A night in Jeremy took Joanne skating Suggesting afterwards, they ate in; With the hope, it might mean mating. Agreeing, Joanne thought a date in Could lead to romance worth 'A' rating Deliveroo girl though was late in Kept the young couple a-waiting, Expecting for this, a berating Received instead but mild placating. Soon as they'd done masticating, Parents came home, relegating Their plans to the bin, frustrating
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Three reasons
Posted on 17th Feb 2022
Three reasons Three single mothers Met a trio of brothers, Marrying quick as a flash; One for romance, One took a chance And one, who was gay, for the cash.
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Two Sugars
Posted on 25th Aug 2021
Two Sugars She shimmied about in her negligee, Seductively giving her hips a sway. "I'm feeling romantic," she pouted. Husband looked up, said,"Don't doubt it, But this is a good book I'm reading Before footy, and 'ferrets need feeding. And it's not superman that you've wed, So, make me a cuppa instead.
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Courting, Yorksher style
Posted on 1st Jun 2021
Courting, Yorksher style
She breathed down me neck,
I thought, 'Flippin' 'eck.
I am in wi' a shout,'
So, I bought 'er a stout.
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The Old Romantic
Posted on 2nd Mar 2021
The Old Romantic
Oh, I'm a big soft touch
Now that I'm wiser, older
I love my wife so much
I very nearly told her.
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