Posted on 18th Mar 2022
Playground bully There's a bully in the playground and he's picking on you, Cain. We'd like to come and help, but he might give us some pain. He did it to our Mia, threatening with his stick. We couldn't help her either and now she's pretty sick. Smacking's not an option, caning's not allowed; we'll confiscate his sweeties and bar him from our crowd. We're sorry it's so little, we dare not see him vexed or when he's done with you, Cain, we're going to be next. As you stand up to this bully, you fill our hearts with pride, behind the wall, we're cheering you - you know, we're on your side.
Posted on 4th Mar 2022
Teaching the truth Children, we are in danger of being invaded by the nasty West. Spare a thought for our brave Russian soldiers who are having to defend themselves in a special military operation (not an invasion) in Ukraine armed only with tanks, fighter planes and missiles against a ruthless army of middle-aged men and women determined to corrupt us with their nasty democracy. Children, this is not a lie; this is a Russian super-truth. As we queue for our daily bread, let us thank our great leader, President Putin for our great leader, President Putin.
Posted on 23rd Feb 2022
Sanctions There is no disputing That Vladimir Putin Is a dangerous sort of a fellow. If we have to fight war On this Russian jackdaw, May all of his snow become yellow.