Clever Clogs

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Clever Clogs

Her first degree, palaeontology
Then majored in meteorology
Amazing, at school
Always acted the fool
Got 'D's' in both maths and biology.


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I read in the papers that Burnley
Are getting a striker, that's cool
They only paid twenty five million
He probably still goes to school.


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I like kids, honestly
I went to school with some
But I couldn't eat a full one
I'd get a poorly tum.
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