Wet play

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Wet play

A General Practitioner, fresh qualified,
Took his girl for a trip to the riverside.
Doing things they didn't oughta,
Both fell in the water,
The Doc, on a duck, most undignified.

The Old Romantic

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The Old Romantic

We made love, right here, on the floor,
until she was begging, "No more!"
I've become quite the old Casanova,
as the ad break wasn't quite over!

A Good Sport

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A Good Sport

A studious sort,
She had no time for sport,
Or the chaps who showed sporting endeavour,
Till, discovering sex,
She discarded her specs,
And had a great time, whensoever.

Take them off!

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Take them off!

It's not orthodox
to wear only socks,
and nor is it sexy,
I'll have apoplexy!

Amazonian Prime

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Amazonian Prime

A wishy Washingtonian
Met amazing Amazonian,
The looks exchanged
Were prearranged,
To hide their baby Babylonian.


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Babies need a room to grow,
And ladies have all got 'em,
Big brother told me - he should know,
They fall, out of your bottom!

A rewarding lunch

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A rewarding lunch

Me and the missus
Are doing the dishes.
I'm up to my elbows in suds,
She is wiping away,
When I hear her say.
"Afternoon delight, is for puds!


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I expect
that insects
have sex
in sects.

Whilst bees,
I believe,
with their knees!

Medical Staff

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Medical Staff

A physio called Fizz
And a doctor named Liz
Had a steamy and passionate affair.
The poor NHS
Paid for states of undress
Any time, any place, anywhere.

Lounge room lizard

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Lounge room lizard

He purchased a small glass of red
Intending to tempt her to bed,
But he had to stop and rethink
When it turned out she drank like a sink.
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