Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Wet play
Posted on 19th Oct 2021
Wet play A General Practitioner, fresh qualified, Took his girl for a trip to the riverside. Doing things they didn't oughta, Both fell in the water, The Doc, on a duck, most undignified.
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The Old Romantic
Posted on 12th Sep 2021
The Old Romantic We made love, right here, on the floor, until she was begging, "No more!" I've become quite the old Casanova, as the ad break wasn't quite over!
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A Good Sport
Posted on 2nd Sep 2021
A Good Sport A studious sort, She had no time for sport, Or the chaps who showed sporting endeavour, Till, discovering sex, She discarded her specs, And had a great time, whensoever.
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Take them off!
Posted on 29th Aug 2021
Take them off! It's not orthodox to wear only socks, and nor is it sexy, I'll have apoplexy!
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Amazonian Prime
Posted on 21st Aug 2021
Amazonian Prime A wishy Washingtonian Met amazing Amazonian, The looks exchanged Were prearranged, To hide their baby Babylonian.
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Babies…
Posted on 22nd Jul 2021
Babies...
Babies need a room to grow,
And ladies have all got 'em,
Big brother told me - he should know,
They fall, out of your bottom!
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A rewarding lunch
Posted on 17th Jul 2021
A rewarding lunch
Me and the missus
Are doing the dishes.
I'm up to my elbows in suds,
She is wiping away,
When I hear her say.
"Afternoon delight, is for puds!
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Insects
Posted on 15th Jul 2021
Insects
I expect
that insects
have sex
in sects.
Whilst bees,
I believe,
squeeze,
with their knees!
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Medical Staff
Posted on 10th Jun 2021
Medical Staff
A physio called Fizz
And a doctor named Liz
Had a steamy and passionate affair.
The poor NHS
Paid for states of undress
Any time, any place, anywhere.
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Lounge room lizard
Posted on 8th Jun 2021
Lounge room lizard He purchased a small glass of red Intending to tempt her to bed, But he had to stop and rethink When it turned out she drank like a sink.
