Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Babies…
Posted on 22nd Jul 2021
Babies...
Babies need a room to grow,
And ladies have all got 'em,
Big brother told me - he should know,
They fall, out of your bottom!
Share this:
A rewarding lunch
Posted on 17th Jul 2021
A rewarding lunch
Me and the missus
Are doing the dishes.
I'm up to my elbows in suds,
She is wiping away,
When I hear her say.
"Afternoon delight, is for puds!
Share this:
Insects
Posted on 15th Jul 2021
Insects
I expect
that insects
have sex
in sects.
Whilst bees,
I believe,
squeeze,
with their knees!
Share this:
Medical Staff
Posted on 10th Jun 2021
Medical Staff
A physio called Fizz
And a doctor named Liz
Had a steamy and passionate affair.
The poor NHS
Paid for states of undress
Any time, any place, anywhere.
Share this:
Lounge room lizard
Posted on 8th Jun 2021
Lounge room lizard He purchased a small glass of red Intending to tempt her to bed, But he had to stop and rethink When it turned out she drank like a sink.
Share this:
Life’s Cycle
Posted on 7th Jun 2021
Life's Cycle
I'm a dot in a spot, and feel a bit pasty,
Get some gel in my belly, mmm that's real tasty.
I must be a male, got a tail, think I'll go for a swim,
Two legs, now four legs, they grow on a whim.
The tail's done a bunk, shrunk, time to rest on this log,
Hop off, then cop off with a nice female frog.
Share this:
Golden Years
Posted on 5th May 2021
Golden Years
Now I've gotten hairier,
I'm not a kid, instead,
These days, a soft play area
Is what goes on, in bed.
Share this:
The Joy of Socks
Posted on 2nd May 2021
The Joy of Socks Socks can be cosy, Can even keep you warm. Socks can be soggy, If caught in a storm. People who boast socks, Ten for a penny, Women who have socks, Varied and many. Socks could be costly, Socks could be free, If you have odd socks, Someone's sure to see! Have socks at Christmas, Get socks for a treat, Socks for your birthday, Or socks you can eat. Socks could be shortish, May last all day long. Socks may be stylish, Chance to wear that thong. Socks can be smelly, Nature's sense of fun, Better wear a coat, To stop a little bun. Socks to have meaning, Really needs a pair. Socks all alone is A rather sad affair.
Share this:
A slippery customer
Posted on 2nd May 2021
A slippery customer A snake, of a loving compunction, Was served, by his wife, an injunction. She wanted divorce, Stating reasons because, Her male had a reptile dysfunction.
Share this:
The Gigolo
Posted on 17th Mar 2021
The Gigolo
The gigolo didn't have much
In his trousers, specifically crutch
When the ladies got rude
He said,"I'm no prude.
You can look, but you'd better not touch."
