Posted on 7th Dec 2020
The Spider He clomped into the shop Browsing for some shoes He needed quite a crop So there wasn't much to choose. Salesgirl tried to rob him blind For his four pairs of feet Instead of being helpful kind Spun web of pure deceit. He didn't make a purchase though And didn't care two hoots Saying,"Though you judge me rather slow You're too big for those boots."
Posted on 25th Oct 2020
Old Friends There are holes in my sock And a hole in my shoe They have been round the block And my toes all peek through. I could buy some more But I've got quite attached They were worn to the funeral When my wife was dispatched. Only joking darling...