Piggies

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Piggies

This little pig favoured Sainsbury's
and this little pig tried the Spar,
this little pig went to Morrisons
and this one to M and S, ya!
Ocado pig stayed at home
cooking bacon for her and her ma.

Bully for him!

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Bully for him!

The prize bull, who worshipped his missus
Guessed they were in for the chop
So at Christmas, instead of just kisses
He took her to China, to shop.

Shopping

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Shopping

Our shopping trip took longer
When he forgot the money
If we hadn't lived ten miles away
It would have been quite funny.

Compromise

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Compromise
wife
calm, unhurried
shopping, browsing, choosing
car, newspaper, crossword, sweets
reading, chewing, waiting
impatient, moody
husband.
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