Posted on 19th Apr 2021
Referee! Referee, why can't you see How much United mean to me. It was a goal, and not offside, So, let it stand. Restore my pride. Our striker's shot, hit like a rocket, You must be in, the City's pocket. I'm annoyed, and with good reason, You have ruined our whole season.
Posted on 24th Jan 2021
The football match My debut for the 'dads v lads' The shortest you could see Substituted me, the cads Straight after 'take the knee'.
Posted on 27th Dec 2020
Spitting images Double barrelled, a name Was sign of breeding, or fame Now in ultra slow mo's They spit, clear their nose And football's their game.