Posted on 11th Oct 2021
A fatal flaw Several types of spider share my house lately Not a huge spider fan, I wish they'd walk more sedately. Pausing, but too briefly to rest, then off they scurry, web building for a living and always in a hurry. Not a gentle saunter, a wander or a ramble never do they feel the need to simply amble. It's the dashing that offends me, they could shoot straight up my leg, shelter in my underpants and nestle on my peg. It's precisely so with mice; they never stop to chat, if they did so, I'd be nice without the urge to splat. Wild creatures kill for food, they have a good excuse, but I can hardly make that claim for a drop of beetle juice. If I'm being really honest, it's the scuttling at speed which makes me want to kill them when there's actually no need. So, dawdle, potter, pootle, roam, meander, walk, mosey, tootle, take a stroll, stretch six legs, let's talk.
Posted on 10th Sep 2021
Arachnophobia Many people, outsiders, are frightened of spiders, we tend to get under their skin. In this day and age, we need a web page, and the power of positive spin.
Posted on 6th Jun 2021
Little Miss Muffet
Decided to tough it,
And keep some arachnids at home.
The world wide web beckoned
With successes unreckoned
And paid for her own spiderdome.