Dauphy: I see you jumped on the green bandwagon again today.

Hobbo: We need to act now. That’s why.

Dauphy: You need to be more dog!

Hobbo: How do you mean?

Dauphy: Do dogs use fossil fuels, manufacture plastic, waste water, use toxic chemicals, start wars or cut down rain forests?

Hobbo: Not to my knowledge, no.

Dauphy; There you are then. Be more dog!

Hobbo: You may have a point.

Dauphy: Enough with being serious. This blog is supposed to cheer people up. Here’s something a bit more light hearted…

Trading Places

Belly button feeling glum
Seeks more fulfilling role
Agrees to do a swap with bum
Becomes a buttonhole.