Posted on 22nd Jan 2021
Secrets The truth should have remained hidden.
Posted on 2nd Dec 2020
Reading a post by Mr Bump about ‘Truthful Tuesday’, I got to thinking about certain questions to which it is very difficult to be totally honest and tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The ‘little white lie’ sometimes has to prevail.
Here are a few examples, but you can probably think of better ones.
How fast do you think you were going, sir?
Does my bum look big in this?
Where do babies come from?
Is this going to hurt?
If we were totally honest about what we were thinking all the time, it would be very hurtful, or would it?
Posted on 12th Nov 2020
The Truth Back at the dentist again She says, "Can you handle the tooth?" "Please cut out the jokes, I'm in pain Give it me straight, what's the truth?" "Well, you need yet another extraction The tooth has to go, I'm afraid." "That's the fourth one this year," my reaction "Do you think it's of money I'm made?" "You're going to need something to chew on Unless you like soup in a cup I can make you some dentures to glue on Or get some posh implants knocked up." Well, teeth in a jar I don't fancy To be kept, just in case, by the door So call me a bit of a Nancy But the implants are what I went for. It costs though an arm and also a leg The answer's crowd funding I know If I do this then I won't need to beg I'll call the page gobbo for Hobbo.