Posted on 5th Nov 2021
Piggies This little pig favoured Sainsbury's and this little pig tried the Spar, this little pig went to Morrisons and this one to M and S, ya! Ocado pig stayed at home cooking bacon for her and her ma.
Posted on 2nd Nov 2021
Love Birds Robin, said his missus, do you fancy a nightjar? I'd rather have a night in gale and I don't want to get yellow hammered, but I suppose there's time to swallow a swift one at the mucky duck. So, off they swanned, woodchatting away but they took a wrong tern and whydah you know a bitter night fell. He donned his black cap. She told him that he looked a booby, a great tit even and to stop larking about. He sniped back though not wanting to grouse, she said, starling, just rook, there's your friend, martin, emu you like! They all crowed together, had a good old stonechat until a mynah bird, a ruddy duck, peafowled the water, mockingbirds as a species, by saying, anyone for a shag? What a bustard!